We'll in Australia's time zone it is.

WISH ME JOY AND HAPPINESS, because I'm not special, everybody has a birthday. D':

Anyway, I'm 17.

Keep refreshing when you see NG time zone hit August 3rd, and you'll see my age change. :3

My birthday is August 3rd, I'm turning 17. Make me something, bitches*.
*I'm refering to you, Neil.

Power of Tré is going fine, a few bumps here and there but overall is good.

Thought I lost my keys today, turns out they were on my bedroom floor. WOOPS.

In closing, here is freecell man on vacation.

Liek? :3

I just realised, i've pulled both thigh muscles from that day of skateboarding, and now it's almost impossible for me to walk without looking like I have no bones in my legs.
So that's just great.

Also, new game? Based on real life events? Possibly!
Have a guess at what it's about.

This post is for a hat I recently brought..

Yeah, I'm a douche..

FEAR THE HAT. D:<

In less important news, I might be making a Stickya Tower Defence game for kicks, sound okay?

In mild important news, Will is cool. <3

P.S: Tom, if you're reading this, WHY DON'T YOU EVER RESPOND TO MY PM'S AFTER I DEMAND FOR YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. D':

Hat image for reference.

Go Skateboarding Day, if you live anywhere in Victoria, and you skateboard, click here for a flyer of where I'll be. <3

So like, go skateboarding, even if you don't skate. Find a piece of wood and attach shopping-cart wheels onto it or something, JUST RIDE A PIECE OF WOOD WITH 4 WHEELS. D:<

<3 Lochie.

P.S: Art portal? More like fart portal, amirite?

My school had a debutante ball recently.

It was fun, got to go in a limo and feel all upper class.
Stuff like that.

Had to do the tango with my girlfriend, and some other stuff we had to practice over the past 5 weeks.
Overall, it was a good night.

Had to wear this suit though, all the guys had the exact same suit. D:

I too, can make animated .gifs for the end of my news posts.

In which the background doesn't render as the same colour as the NG theme.. fuck you flash, fuck you.

Switch Hardflip:

50-50 on a small hubba-ledge:

Nose pivot, rock, pivot out:

Failgrinds:

That's it kthxbi.

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kthxbi.

I realised I could post every 7 days now instead of 14. :3

Start off with new submission
Now that's out of the way, heres the good bit.

NG Melbourne Meet went great, it was fun, I shook Luis', Neil's &Ross' hands; in which great orgasmic happiness gained over my body, not.

Well the day started for me at 10AM, I got ready to go to the meet, had a shower and all that jazz.
After the shower my hair went all curly and stuff, because of the wetness, my hairdryer wasn't oh so quick today, so I attempted straightening my hair while it was wet, which just made it look as if I am a wave in the pacific ocean, which is a great look for me. Neil thought it was an actual style, which made me feel better about myself.

Anyway, enough about my metrosexuality. I expected my train to take a good hour and a half to get to the city, but surprisingly only took 28 minutes. So I had a good hour and a half to get to the meet up point, and do absolutely nothing.
So I took my time, I got some MacDonalds on the way. I felt odd walking around in the city on my lonesome, but it was a nice day just to relax.

I got to the meet up point, I noticed CarbonWater was already there, just looking for somebody to join him. I've already met him once before at the start of the year at the Meetup that I started.
Well anyway, we left the meet up point due to another 45 minutes left until everybody comes over, we went for a walk just chatting about life and animations. We went past a building in which looked as if it was stuck in the 4th Dimension, which was fairly cool. It was just a building with lots of poles coming out of it which where all in the shapes of cubes.

We found our way back to the meet place, there were already 2 of the gang of users there already, they came up to me because of my newgrounds shirt, obviously due to the reason I was wearing it.
Anyway, after a few minutes, wouldn't you know it. 4channers came from around the corner, wearing their V masks, some in pajamas. Way to make a statement, they finally got out of their bedrooms with their laptops, grabbed a couple of masks, and went on their way to a raid.
I thought they were raiding our meet, but turns out it wasn't for us, they were on another scientology raid. One of them came up to me proclaiming my shirt was nice, I didn't know what to do, so I just commented on the mask.

More and more users came, Master-Samus appears and gave a few of us mugs, which was great, best drink of milk I've ever had was in there.
Well finally Luis turned up, in which I shook his hand, greatest achievement to do.

Approx. 18 people I believe turned up. Shortly after we left to go to Crown, we waltzed our way down the street, once we got there we decided to have something to eat, a few of us went upstairs to the fast food section, everybody choosing their place, then we ate, then Samus rang me, telling us to get our asses down so we could go to a restraunt that Luis has got us a table for, so we ditched our food and went on our way.

We had a great time at lunch, I didn't order anything except a drink, but I took a few chips from somebodys bowl which was infront of me, and stole a sip from a certain somebodys drink, I thank him for it aswell, it was refreshing.
We went on with our conversations, I attempted to pour my coke into my mug that Samus gave me, but instead it decided to go down the outside of the glass and leak from the bottom, so I decided to do some ninja moves and let gravity have the liquid fall from the bottom of the glass into my mug, felt weird pouring it. Neil got aggitated and grabbed the glass and poured it all in, he is now my hero.

Neil also gave me some wooden pegboard type thing, only use I could find for it was hitting Neil over the back with it, and creating a type of dynamic machine out of about 50 of them, which was cool when you moved one of them the whole thing would do some type of movement.
Then destroying the mechano.
As Neil told me, "Always remember, "violence is the answer.""

After lunch we got to Galactic Circus, an arcade basicly. We played laser tag, in which Samus' instructional animation told us that we were playing a team match, in which Samus decides to go and kill us all instead. Samus are a dick.

After 1 round for me, and 3 for mostly the rest, we went outside and hung out, Samus does some shuffling, I draw on this book that somebody gave me (image below), all good fun.

It was getting dark, I didn't really want to walk to the train station while it was dark, so I left a little bit early. Neil, surprising was nice enough to offer to take me there then come back, but I'm just to manly for that. I think.

All in all, I wish I could've stayed longer, and I cannot wait for the next one.

I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU THAT SHOWED UP.
I might as well love you for reading this.

<3 Lochie.